Yes, Pammy has spent the past 20 years travelling ‘from parliament to parliament’, bending the ears of presidents. (‘They always want a lot of pictures,’ she says. ‘But whatever it takes.’) Those who grew up with Pamela Anderson calendars hanging on their bedroom walls may struggle to accept that this model-slash-actress hasn’t spent the past decade frolicking in the surf, but doing grown-up stuff — and not in a swimsuit. But it’s time to move on. Thanks to Pam, ‘Russia stopped the importation of harp seal products,’ and we imagine that she’s this close to diarising a ‘Close Guantanamo’ meeting with Barack. Clearly, she’s got a lot of front — but then, that’s why we fell for her in the first place. Save us, Pammy, we are drowning in our rekindled love for you.
