A wise friend once told me: "How do you make God laugh? Tell her your plans." And 2020 has confirmed that.
We are gradually getting used to a 'new normal', in which the postman knocking on our door and running away is the height of social excitement.
But lost plans of frolicking with friends still make us a little melancholic.
Naturally, Twitter has been coming up with creative ways to summarise this feeling. Here are just some of the best examples:
Happy lockdown. XOXO, 2020
You want the 411? It's Stay Home.
This is the bad place. THIS IS THE BAD PLACE.
Go Fleabag yourself, coronavirus
Spreading like wildfire is basically the problem
Any chance of a life swap right now?
Sorry Basildon, just take the hit
This spoiler is about as annoying as lockdown
If your sense of humour is still failing you, just go. Like Preston did.
