Gilver Memmer is a painter; brilliant, young, drop-dead handsome and stinking rich. He has superb taste and the money to indulge it, lives in Knightsbridge, drives an Aston Martin and owns three armoires stuffed with threads to die for: hand-piqued suits, Kurdish embroidery, silks "in a pleasing jacquard called the Memmer Ripple [...] woven in minute thread-dyed batches", pigskin gloves with sealskin turnbacks and "a peculiar long sharkskin box containing 10 pairs of evening gloves he never wore".