"And then there's Cheryl Cole's bottom," he said of the singer, whose derriere and lower back are now entirely covered with an image of roses.
"I wasn't tempted to have any private parts decorated, I have to tell you. I thought the shoulder was the most discreet place. I didn't want it on my arm because it would show every time I rolled up my sleeve."
Dimbleby said that he might be able to persuade his wife Belinda to get a tattoo, adding: "I think she's mildly amused. I believe she wanted a tattoo once, but has never got around to it."
Viewers will be able to watch Dimbleby get his tattoo during the first episode of the series at 9pm this Sunday on BBC1.
In other episodes, he will travel up to the west coast of Scotland and sail along the coast of East Anglia.