Weirdest Christmas traditions from around the world

From dressing the tree to raiding tins of Quality Street, what is Christmas without its tinsel-covered megamix of customs, traditions and rituals?

There are the wholesome, nostalgic classics; carol singing and setting out milk and carrots on Christmas Eve. Others are newer; think Friendmas, Whammegeddon (beware the West End's disco rickshaws) and Elf on the Shelf, an American ritual that only came into our consciousness this century.

But what’s Crimbo like in other countries, especially in ones where Christianity isn’t the dominant religion? 

From post-lunch sauna sweat-outs to tucking into decomposed birds and a TV address from one Donald Duck, here are the weirdest festive traditions from around the world. Crack them out when you can feel family squabbles over Monopoly brewing.

For some, making Christmas lunch is a labour of love. For others? It's straight-up labour. If you happen to find yourself in Japan on December 25, you can kiss goodbye to endless turkey basting and sprout-shucking: KFC's bird is the word.

Fried chicken trumps turkey here thanks to a marketing campaign from the mid-70s that’s now snowballed to the point where orders for the chain’s Christmas Party Barrel are reserved as early as October. 

A three-piece with coleslaw and chips is bound to outrage the turkey-or-die brigade, but if you’re looking for a fuss-free alternative and don’t mind being cut out of family wills, it’s a move worth considering.

Sauna is a way of life in Sweden, Christmas included. Whole clans squeeze together for a hot box session at some point in the day, unless it happens to be 3pm when it’s time for the country’s annual Christmas address from… Donald Duck. Watched by some 40 per cent of the population, this tradition goes back to the 60s when Disney cartoons were pretty much all you got on Swedish telly.

Think that's quackers? Let’s not forget the Yule Goat, an ‘invisible spirit’ that ensures Christmas prep stays on track, like some sort of bovidae festive project manager. Giant straw goats are part of many towns’ public decorations and are so irresistible to wannabe arsonists that every year will always see some idiot trying to burn it down after one Schnapps too many.

They take the Nice and Naughty list seriously in Austria where for every well-behaved child rewarded by Father Chrismas, his counterpart Krampus comes for bad kids. 

Mentioned in Brothers Grimm folklore, the demonic Krampus is a devil-horned beast that terrorises small children into good behaviour, threatening to eat them or spirit them away to hell — perhaps not such a bad tale to tell at 3am on Christmas morning when they’re clawing at you for presents. There's even an annual Krampus parade in Vienna and Innsbruck, held around December 5, to scare kids good and proper. Makes the Grinch look about as threatening as a Christmas robin.

Between December 16 and 24, the streets of Caracas are closed off to allow streams of churchgoers to rollerskate en masse to… er, Mass. Known as Patinatas, kids tie a piece of string around their toes and dangle the other end out of the window for skaters to tug at when it’s time to pray.