And Greenwich? It was lovely. Top class. We did the Cutty Sark, which is, quite simply, a quality clipper. It did seem a bit of a shame to have it stuck on land, and they should consider letting it out now and then to buzz up and down the Thames Estuary. But other than that, no complaints. Then it was up to Greenwich Park, to gorge ourselves on a picnic of M&S Simply Food goodies. It was the sort of thing that Samuel Pepys would have done, minus the cold samosas and crisps. We wandered about. We took a look at the prime meridian line, although my dad, who was visiting from Up North, was unmoved. ‘You can see that at Grimsby fish docks,’ he said. ‘Runs right through them.’