In the olden times before the World Wide Web, before reject-all-cookies, before reaction video reaction videos, before weaponised cynicism, before smartphone GPS, before all the pixilated detritus of the 21st century, there was IRL. In real life, lovers would court and spark in person, festivities would be attended, people would get lost. And perfumes, instead of apologetically shrinking to fit between the cracks of our crenelated attention spans, took up space — lots of space.