1. SANTA MARIA NOVELLA Pot Pourri eau de cologne, Firenze 1221 Edition
This smells so good I want to drink it. Don’t worry, I probably won’t. £120 (uk.smnovella.com)
2. Mid-century neoclassical bronze urn
It might weigh as much as a full fridge, but imagine this beauty filled with flowers. £1,200, at brownrigg-interiors.co.uk
3. CABANA X LIBERTY Tapestry reversible super king quilt
My bedroom is an exercise in super-maximalism so this will fit right in. £650 (libertylondon.com)
4. DR BARBARA STURM Super Anti-Aging Serum
I wish this miraculous potion came by the barrel-load. £100 (drsturm.com)
5. RUINART crate of six Blanc de Blancs champagne
Perfect for my lethal champagne cocktails. DM me for the recipe. £408, at clos19.com
6. CINEMA SPECULATION, by Quentin Tarantino
The director on Seventies Hollywood classics such as Taxi Driver and Deliverance. I’m in. £25, at waterstones.com
7. SAINT LAURENT Mick zipped boots
I’ve never been shy of a heel and these three-inch stompers will elevate any outfit. £1,015 (ysl.com)
8. EDWARD SEXTON oversized grey check double-breasted jacket
Essential elegance from the greatest living tailor in the known universe. £1,200 (edwardsexton.co.uk)