Chrissy Teigen swaps banana bread for 'mediocre' romaine lettuce using toy car in church parking lot

Chrissy Teigen is providing the self-quarantine content you crave.

The swimsuit model/chef/all-around Instagram entertainer has been on the ultimate quest for the last few days, with her more than 28 million followers watching from the comfort of their own homes.

On Monday, she announced that she would make banana bread for anyone in Los Angeles who could trade romaine lettuce.

Teigen explained, "I'll make a banana bread for anyone that has romaine lettuce. The trade will be made 6 feet apart and we will place the goods on the floor," explaining there was to be "no funny business."

YouTuber Chris Klemens took her up on the offer, as he was the proud owner of Trader Joe's romaine hearts.

After realizing she only had enough for a single banana bread she made him another offer, writing, "Would you accept half a banana bread? please... my family. Have mercy on us."

She documented the journey in her Instagram stories, showing the "deal" she made, all while appropriately social distancing. The cookbook author traded her homemade banana bread, two pieces of pie and a bottle of wine "all for three romaine lettuces - letti," she said while her husband laughed in the background.

For a safe haven, she chose a church parking lot.

"It's about to go down!" she shouted, while Legend retrieved the treats from the trunk and sent them over via a small toy children's car that must belong to one of their kids, Luna or Miles.

Legend is currently on television starring in The Voice - but it's unclear what the show will do when it usually starts to air live episodes. Chrissy just started promoting her recent legal drama, where she acts as a judge.

The influencer providing the lettuce called them "three heads of mediocre romaine."

But it looks like despite the mediocrity of the vegetable exchanged, a lifelong friendship was built. They took a social distancing selfie to cement their new relationship.