I was having one of those old farts' debates the other day about the greatest album ever made. My friend, a devotee of Van Morrison, unintentionally made the killer point: "But AC/DC always sound the same!" Exactly. Rock, like blues, is meant to be simple. Jazz-rock fusion? Ugh! Symphonic rock, art rock, psychedelic rock - get thee behind me, Pink Floyd and the rest of you poseurs. Give me Status Quo, any day!