Crayfish has been substituted in Dunny’s (who is he?) lobster nachos which, defying their heading “To Share”, is chosen as a main course. You would need to be watching a nail-bitingly exciting football match to ignore their lack of zest or zing. “Rib-eye 21-day matured”, described as coming with “pepper-crusted field mushroom, matchstick fries, Sonoma red wine reduction, smoked chipotle bernaise (sic)” proves that writing an exciting dish is easier than cooking it, especially from the basis of unimpressive meat priced at £25. A side order of mac’n’cheese with smoked bacon is fine.