Ch?teauneuf-du-Pape 1997, Ch?teau de Beaucastel (Majestic, £21.99). Fine Rh?ne reds can form the backbone of any formal men's dinner, and this is, for me, the pick of the bunch. Absolutely lovely stuff, scented with lilac and leather, and tasting of plums and loganberries. Beaucastel is a meticulously made wine using far more Mourv?dre grape (30 per cent) than other reds in the region, giving added edge and sophistication. The entire harvest is bottled at the same time, so there's no bottle variation. Perfect stuff for loyal toasts and dirty jokes.