Review at a glance
Within a mere 10 minutes, this dreadful Aussie thriller has a bather eaten by a shark, a shoplifter apprehended, a hold-up at a grocery store and a tsunami killing dozens and trapping the main characters in the basement of the grocery store. During all this, the most literate line is “Were you looking at my butt?” Then all we are left with is who will get out, how and when. Jaws it ain’t.