Or maybe it's simply the Elaine Stritch I hear on the CD of her autobiographical show, a woman whose wit is as dry as a Martini and who, in her romp along the corridor of life, kicks open every door, even - especially - the ones which show her behaving really badly. If she's this hard on herself, how will she be on other people? I'm glad I hadn't known at this stage that she's gaining a reputation in London for shouting at waiters, assistants, anyone who doesn't get her what she wants.