So Crozier didn't get his money, but he did get Mr Patrick Carter. Who he, Ed? Well apparently he's into old people's homes, not as an inmate you understand, but as a chap who builds them. And that amounts to serious business experience in a Government where most ministers have never run anything bigger than a bath. And, er, well he's an old schoolfriend of Jack Straw's, and truth to tell, in this administration, that's all the qualifications one needs to be asked to report on what to do.