SIR ALEX FERGUSON, Manchester United
Of all the so-called revelations in David Beckham's over-priced and over-hyped autobiography, the observation that Sir Alex Ferguson can get a little bit scary was surely the limpest. Well knock me down and call me Gerald! Apparently the Pope is a Catholic, Becks, don't you know? The United manager's temper tantrums are well documented, but there is a subtler side to His Lordship's powers. Fergie can stir it with the best of them, as shown by his disclosure this week that he was approached by Chelsea, thereby probably adding several noughts to his next contract with a single bark and winding up Chelsea in the process. It would be great to be a fly on the wall next time he chats with old pal Pini Zahavi. Fergie is down in London tomorrow, of course, when his United team play Charlton at The Valley.