At 35, the Norwegian still looks youthful enough to skip on as sub against Chelsea next week in the Luzhniki Stadium and re-enact the late, late winner against Bayern Munich from the 1999 Champions League Final which, he laughs, still prompts moist-eyed Mancunians to regale him every day with the tribute: "Ole, you gave me the best night of my life - but don't tell the wife!"