Evans said: 'This morning we were the worst team in the league. Now we are the worst but one.'
The spectre of relegation will not lift from The Stoop until that can be said at the conclusion of the competition. Their only remaining home game, against Leeds Tykes on May 3, however, has all the hallmarks of a decider.
Failing to survive would have catastrophic consequences, as Evans acknowledged. 'If we were to go down there would have to be a radical and savage restructuring which would affect all elements of the club,' he said. 'It wouldn't be very pleasant for anyone.
'Our income would halve, so would our turnover. You are talking about several millions of pounds.'
Several hundred pounds of prime rugby flesh would have to leave given that slashing the wage bill in such circumstances is a prerequisite. Wood, England wing Dan Luger, dropped by Quins at the weekend, and Will Greenwood would represent unaffordable luxuries.
'Would the chief executive sack the head c o a ch ?' someone asked, a reference to a recent doubling up of jobs by Evans.
'I would offer my resignation and turn it down,' Evans replied.
Joking came easily after a victory over a side who have lost their way and may yet miss out on European rugby.