"Edwin deserves it, not me," he shrugged after one save laid to rest one of sport's weirdest mysteries. Namely, why can't the Dutch take penalties? Naturally, the Swede he foiled, Olof Mellberg, was a Premiership worker too. After Gareth Southgate and Darius Vassell, UEFA ought to consider a new rule outlawing all Aston Villa players from taking spot kicks for their countries.