"A lot of you are very frustrated at the moment because you can't write what you want to write. So tomorrow is a big bad feeling for you," he said, telling the man from The Sun splendidly "you think you are a bad boy . . . but I can be a bad boy" before seemingly inviting him for further measured debate at the Cobham training ground. He was wrong, of course. We newspapermen love Mourinho. He is a strutting, posing, walking, ready-made headline. Whether he wins or loses, he is unbeatably printable. He reckoned his gesture was aimed at us, not the Liverpool fans. Yeah, of course, Jose. perhaps you imagined those purplefaced blokes in red shirts a couple of yards away were waving laptops at you, not fists.