Instead, the port of Yokohama, an hour down the road, will stage the showpiece, yet there the event seems invisible. Their real football fraternity, fans of J-League leaders Yokohama F Marinos, were forced to trek into the countryside to watch them play Uruguay in the shadow of Mt Fuji last Saturday. About 50 lads bounced around chantingthe rest of the crowd might have been in a library. Surreal.