He had walked up to the surly and truculent beast, and started to talk. It was only muddled baby language, but in the equine world of orators, Lester was no Cicero, so the pony was quite happy to mumble about life in the field, whether or not he kicked every human or just the ones that he could quickly identify as a***holes and how much he liked to play tricks on the other Shetland ponies.