Germans' secret is safe with Jens

As Jens Lehmann made his triumphant passage through the St Jakob-Park Stadium, bearing a look which hovered between the self-satisfied and the plain smug, a group of English journalists implored him to explain how Germany had done it again. No, make that how they always managed to do it.

You see, it's like this, Jens. Your boys were outplayed by a Turkish team so decimated by injuries that 'heroes' seemed a fitting description for them. Yet somehow justice was not served. You'd been pegged back with an 86th-minute equaliser thanks to poor defending from Philipp Lahm yet, far from feeling crushed and sorry for himself, that same player - a full-back, no less - stormed up the field and won it four minutes later. Explain that, Jens.

And how come that you yourself looked every bit of 38 years in that goal, had a bit of shocker but still ended up winning? And why at no point during this incredible roller-coaster evening was there ever a moment when the outcome - Germany reaching their sixth European final - didn't seem inevitable?

To which Herr Lehmann just smiled sweetly and responded: "No, we won't tell you - because it's our secret!"

Ah, the old tease. If only that age-old secret could ever be bottled outside Germany. Once again, the football world was left spluttering with the descriptions offered by the conquerors themselves. "Perseverance", "mental strength", "a winner's mentality", "self-belief" were all trotted out. Coach Joachim Loew even deigned to accept the idea of "a bit of luck".

Yet to one of their opponents, it was their cold-hearted ruthlessness. Leytonstone lad Colin Kazim-Richards, like so many of his Turkish team-mates, had perhaps the game of his life, as he tormented Lahm, hit the woodwork twice - the second leading to their opener through Ugur Boral - and played a huge role in the underdogs' unexpected midfield domination.

Yet his final memory was slumping to the turf with a twisted leg in the 90th minute as he chased Lahm, who, apparently as tireless as the Duracell bunny, broke down the left, took a return pass from Thomas Hitzlsperger and crashed home "the most important goal" of his life to finally out-Turkey Turkey, the kings of the late, late comeback. Kazim-Richards had felt the game should have been stopped for his injury.