James Vince and Root were dismissed to shots they will never wish to see again, likewise Moeen and — to a lesser extent — Bairstow. This was a good pitch for batting, as long as you were prepared to be patient, as Australia were, but England could not apply themselves similarly. The Ashes may be slipping away — England’s record at Perth is woeful — but there is no excuse for simply rolling over and accepting a third 5-0 drubbing in four tours Down Under, and in that context, the bowling in the evening was encouraging.