The problem is that when England are bad, they are really, really bad. Think the batting effort on day four at the Gabba. Or the bowling performance at the start of Australia’s first innings, and at its conclusion. Or the careless batting from the top seven on days two and three. Notoriously grumpy, Anderson was clearly unimpressed with the batsmen when he spoke after play on day three, but he had an eloquent retort to those who say he cannot bowl in Australia. He finished with five for 43 from 22 overs, his 25th five-wicket haul, putting him behind only Sir Ian Botham, who has 28, on England’s all-time list.