David Dunn attempting a trick that left him on his backside certainly amused Steve Bruce.
But, for me, it had to be Robbie Fowler's recollection of his first meeting with Eileen Drewery.
'I was in there for about two minutes,' recalled Fowler. 'She said I had three demons and there wasn't much she could do for me. I wasn't worried, though, because I'd heard that Gazza had five!'
Also lots of laughter when Sven Goran Eriksson was asked, during a Press conference, why he was always getting caught being photographed at Peter Kenyon's house discussing the Chelsea job.
Most embarrassing moment
Heads rolled at the Football Association after Alan Smith was dropped by England for being quizzed by police over a bottlethrowing incident, only to be replaced by James Beattie, who was serving a drink-driving ban at the time. Ouch!
Best buys of the season
Jonathan Stead, the new goalscoring sensation at Blackburn. And Chelsea. If nothing else, Roman's millions have certainly made it an interesting season.
Worst buy of the season
Leeds United. Unsubstantiated quote from unnamed member of Gerald Krasner's takeover consortium: 'It's worth the risk. If they stay in the Premiership, which I'm sure they will, we'll flog it off in the summer and make a fortune.'
Worst decision of the season
'Why don't you come over to my place?' Joint award goes to Peter Kenyon, the Chelsea chief executive, and David Beckham.
Rio Ferdinand highly commended by the judges for going shopping.
Worst excuse of the season
'I forgot.' Pull the other one, Rio.
Best off-the-record quote
Abramovich associate to Kenyon: ' Surely we pay you enough to get some decent curtains.'
Worst half-time instructions
Kevin Keegan, who had just asked for directions to the local job centre, to his City side after they have returned to the dressing room three goals down and a man down at Tottenham in their FA Cup fourth-round replay: 'Damage limitation boys.'
City responded by winning 4-3.
Manager of the season
Arsene Wenger OK, apart from Wenger
I've narrowed this down to five. David O'Leary has done a marvellous job at Aston Villa, as has Sam Allardyce at Bolton, Alan Curbishley at Charlton and Steve Bruce at Birmingham. And Harry Redknapp deserves a special mention for keeping Portsmouth in the top flight.
Fans of the season
A south coast carve- up. Portsmouth's supporters for the way they applauded Arsenal at the end of their FA Cup
Arsene Wenger. mauling at Fratton Park and Southampton's for blocking the return of Glenn Hoddle.
Worst substitution
Tinkerman to Stinkerman. Chelsea coach Claudio Ranieri in Monaco.
Biggest regret
Helder Postiga was Porto's leading scorer last season. Porto are now in the European Cup Final, while Postiga is on the fringes of the first team at Tottenham. Oh dear.
Most innovative training technique
Sam Allardyce sent his Bolton players motorised toilet seat racing and ditched training for a dominoes tournament the day before they beat Abramovich's Chelsea. The man's a genius.
Best meeting-the-wife story
'I'll never forget it,' said West Ham's Alan Pardew on the day he first met the future Mrs Pardew. 'Steve Coppell had a fight with a dwarf.' How romantic.
Best response to one of my questions during an interview
Ken Bates: 'You don't know what the **** you're talking about.' He might have had a point.
Finally: team of the season
Tim Howard; Gary Neville, Sol Campbell, John Terry, Ashley Cole; Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Patrick Vieira, Robert Pires; Alan Shearer, Thierry Henry.
