Amazingly, there's still space at the legendary Lygon Arms (020 7950 5495), so whisk your paramour along the M4 to the Cotswolds on Thursday night when £314 buys you bed and breakfast (another £50 gets you a four-poster), a three-course dinner in the great hall, facial-and-neck massage in the new spa, plus use of pool, whirlpool tub and sauna. Offer ends 28 February.