I check that nothing has been lost in the translation and - sure enough - Yakshon Temple Monks United play in a blue strip and are in training for a needle match the next day against the city council. "Of course we play football," said the Venerable Sung. "We're young and fit, so why shouldn't we?" It came as no surprise to hear that this young man with close-cropped hair was the centre forward and captain. The monks, it seems, are strong supporters of Arsenal, Manchester United, but not, I'm afraid, Chelsea - the donated strip just happens to be blue. Training is no problem as the monks' day in a monastery of the Chogye Order involves plenty of physical exercise in the beating of gongs, bells, a large wooden fish and drums, which call all beings to hear the words of the Buddha.