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2. The Stepford Wives (Dreamworks, 12 )
Another terrible film from Frank Oz - he used to be Miss Piggy, you know. Which is more or less Nicole Kidman's role - a media bitch whom we're meant to feel sorry for when she's lobotomised by the Stepford males. Thing is, she's much nicer post-op. Other Muppets include Bette Midler as a crazy Animal Jewish matriarch novelist and two rentagays as a swish Waldorf and Statler. Grim.

3. Four Weddings And A Funeral 10th Anniversary Special Edition (MGM, 15)
Poor (hah!) Richard Curtis. We've had Love, Actually, which is to rom-com what the sac vomitaire is to flying. Then there's his work on Bridget Jones: Over The Edge Of Boredom. Instead, let's go back to happier times and Hugh Grant stuttering all over Andie MacDowell.

4. Mon Oncle (BFI, U )
Jacques Tati's 1958 comedy opposes the charm and eccentricity of old France with the sterility, stupidity, cupidity and shallowness of the Americanised new. It clearly shows his debt to Buster Keaton (strangely, it was Benny Hill who got to imitating Tati in this country). It's a beautifully shot string of highly ingenious sight gags, all of which are utterly unfunny.

5. Baddiel And Skinner's Fantasy Football 2004 (Avalon, tbc)
Would you want to watch this repeatedly? No matter, it is a very amiable, highly enjoyable wander through the best bits of this year's footie-fan TV series.