He's very good on the hopeless sentimentality (to which he seems to plead guilty) of the fans, and even has a go at explaining why football is so absorbing to so many. Dicing with pseudery (but staying just the right side of it: Parks is not a timid writer, but a clever one), he quotes Schopenhauer in explaining that: "Behind any great experience of excessive grief or extravagant jubilation, there is always an error of thinking and a false belief." He then trumps this by relating the sport to a pre-soccer poem by that Martin Peters of the 1820s, Giacomo Leopardi. Better a thrilling error, agrees Parks, or any error at all, than the awful truth that the world is a "solid nothingness". Put differently: " Better to kneel before the TV in ecstasy when Scholes scores, and bang your head against the screen when Kanu equalises, than simply watch a blank screen." (I'll drink to that.) It is, says Parks, the purpose of any culture to foster collective self-deceit, to make us dream, as the fans' slogan has it. It is the ultimate achievement, the great stand against that "solid nothingness", to believe in something knowing it can't be so. How else could a fan say "I know we're going to lose in Turin today, and I believe we're going to win"?