Surely a night out with Johnny Borrell can't be that boring

Crikey — is a night out with Johnny Borrell really that hard to handle?

The pals he shared a cab with last night looked comically miserable as they made their way home from Mahiki nightclub in Mayfair.

Our mole told us: "Johnny wasn't drinking much at all.

Misery guts: Johnny Borrell (far left) with downbeat chums

"There were a number of girls coming up to his table but he just wasn't interested in any of them.

"He sat around drinking the odd beer and was very sober."