Spoof that's run out of steam

The perverse sexual habits of an exorcist priest, paedophilia, a teenage girl who pisses like a horse and a gi-mungous vomit sequence ? and that's all before the opening credits. Trouble is, the Wayans brothers more or less spoofed everything moving in their first Scary Movie (including The Matrix and Budweiser adverts) and there's really nowhere left for them to go here.

Unless they actually meant Tim Curry to look like a fruity Jeremy Beadle, which I doubt. Plot: a bunch of young people get chased by ghouls in a haunted house. And if you can tell whether this is the same cast as Scary Movie, you probably need help.

Verdict: Schlock horror.