Skater Speak

Feel out of place when surrounded by cool-as skaters? Worry no more! With this handy

*this may be a lie...

Yo, dude, that guy is such a mahoo, he couldn’t even bust an ollie.

I say, friend, that boy is such a chump, he couldn’t even make that jump!

Bail out of that trick — 5-0!

Quick, fellows, stop performing your skateboarding stunts right now, the police are coming!

Dude, that bomb-drop rocked, though it hella hurt!

Goodness, that jump with no speed behind it was fun, although it hurt terribly!

Forget it dude, that betty is with Mark, that m-o-s

I’d forget your dreams of dating that hot woman, friend, she’s with Mark, that cool chap.

Awesome! My tre-flip totally jubbed the hell out of that rail!

Great! My 360 degree flip slid ever so delicately down that rail!