It describes supermodel-turned-author Dahl, 30, as "BFG - beautiful, fairy-tale-writing glamourpuss" and writes of Campbell, 37, who was ordered to clean toilets for throwing a mobile phone at her maid: "Glamour at any price - even if it means doing community service in Alaia".
Of the Queen, the magazine writes that even model of the moment Agyness Deyn "says she's cool".