Paul Weller's now The Modmother

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you mixed the genes of Victoria Beckham and Mickey Rourke? Same here... and we reckon this would be the result.

Modfather Paul Weller was looking tanned and well preened (is that a rinse in his hair?) on a shopping trip to Selfridges yesterday. But, instead of embarking on a celebrity shopping spree, the singer was simply taking back some trousers that didn't fit.