Poem: Hey Diddle Diddle
Memorable childhood moment: Playing right-wing for Waltham Forest Under-12s against Redbridge. Becks reveals that when his mother told him there was a Manchester United scout at the game who wanted to discuss taking him to the club for trials, "I leapt into the air and started to cry". The rest, as David says, "is now history".
Graphologist's verdict: "This is a disciplined young man with ambition, enthusiasm and high aspirations." Appointing Beckham to captain England against Italy was not such a great idea, however, as he is "not yet sufficiently self-assured to feel comfortable as a leader of others". (England lost 1-0.)