It's Celebrity Wife Swap!

It had to happen. Channel 4's Wife Swap has been such a success featuring ordinary people that someone was bound to come up with a celebrity version. And here it is - rolling off the production line in a corner of the TV factory dedicated to "Ideas So Blindingly Obvious the Only Surprise is That It Has Taken So Long".

This one-off also manages to combine elements associated with two other TV hits, Big Brother and Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?, so the makers have certainly made sure they have all bases covered. Jade Goody, the loud Londoner from BB2, packs her bags and sets up home with Charles Ingram, "The Coughing Major" from WWTBAM, while his wife, Diana, goes off to live with Jade's Essex-boy partner, Jeff.

Jade is shocked to discover that the Ingrams' Wiltshire home is run with military precision which, she feels, leaves no room for spontaneity. Diana is possibly even more surprised to discover that Jade and Jeff 's lifestyle is totally unplanned and involves having the television switched on permanently.

Of course, what we want in Wife Swap programmes are explosive rows - but that's where this is almost a total letdown. There is just one brief shouting match, between Jade and the Major. The rest of the time, the couples manage to get along disappointingly well. The programme-makers will have to try harder next time...