Sonya Fitzpatrick, however, claims she can communicate with cats and read their innermost feelings. This modern Rosie Lee even hosts an animal "chat" show on US primetime TV (it's not just cats, either; she banters with llamas, fish and crocs, too). In her book (Cat Talk, Sidgwick, £9.99) she offers tips on how we can communicate better with our moggies. Practice is vital: "Visualise your cat as you say his name. Feel the emotion of love as you think of your cat. He will receive the feeling from you. Ask your feline if there is anything he would like to tell you. Imagine your feline sending you back a reply. Ask your feline if there is anything you can do for him. Acknowledge whatever you receive." Which might come as something of a disappointment, as the evolutionary explanation for most feline communication, says Budiansky, is equivalent to "Get out of my face".