The charismatic young anti-hero of this first novel, Cal Cunningham, wants to be a writer. Whiling away the hours at the New York bookshop where he works by day, he concocts wild dreams of literary stardom. By night, he goes out on the tiles, attempting to pick up girls - and, of course, to gather more autobiographical material for his burgeoning masterpiece. The problem is, on those rare occasions when he sits down at his desk to write, he can't think of a single line.