But still, things are said. Like: "It's, like, if a tree falls down on your land, or in your street, it looks ... bigger. You drive to work every day, everything's the same, you know where you are. Then one day you drive to work, and a tree's fallen down, and you go "Fucking hell!" You look at the tree and it's massive. You never notice it until it falls down. Artists do that." Or like: "It's just like: Fuck off ! I understand the history of art. And I know Picasso's a bit of an egomaniac, and I know de Kooning was, and I know Matisse was, and I know Jackson Pollock was. The fucking great ones. They never failed artistically. And, basically, that's what it takes. It's like: Fuck everything you hear. Carry on with what you believe. It's fantastic, and it works." These aren't epigrams (though the first could be sharpened into one). What they are is speeches, the kind of speeches many playwrights would be happy to write, and many actors happy to deliver, with the rhythms of modern British drama. Hirst has Bacon in his head, Jimmy Porter in his mouth.