Not, apparently, the sort of biography that fitted in at Wentworth, whose celebrity regulars include Hugh Grant, Michael Parkinson, Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Tarbuck.
'We have recently received a letter of objection to your membership,' wrote Mr Christie. 'Having discussed the matter with the board it has been decided to uphold the objection. It is with regret, that I am unable to process your application further.'
Miss Hoad, a sales and marketing manager from Worplesdon, Surrey, used the name of her ex-partner John White, father of her ten-year-old son Greig, for her application. She said: 'I was interviewed twice and they seemed to really like me. My name was up on the board in the club for three weeks and no one objected.
'I played about eight times - the last time with three members of the committee. We got on really well. It wasn't as if I looked like a Page 3 girl. I wore trousers and a jumper up to my neck. I'm very upset that I should be banned because of something that happened 20 years ago. Maybe the women were just jealous.
'They won't give me an official reason but I was told my background was much too raunchy for the fuddy duddies who run Wentworth. Lady members were worried I would be seducing their husbands out on the fairway.'
For those who do make it, membership of Wentworth costs a one-off £6,500, plus a £2,000 annual subscription. Professionals such as Colin Montgomerie and Ernie Els, who live nearby, use it almost as their practice ground.
A spokesman for the club, which is preparing to host top players in the HSBC World Match Play Championships, said: 'I was told to say there is no comment.'
