So, if you don't want to look desperate, don't read Fielding. But if you want to look clever, should you give Tolstoy a bash on the beach? According to Wyman, it depends what image you want to project. 'War And Peace falls into the ego-booster category,' she says. 'There are several personality types who'd read it but they can all be identified as people who are on the pull and pretentious at the same time.'