We are sitting in a particularly uninspiring back-stage dressing room at Birmingham's National Indor Arena, whose stage Gervais will take later tonight on the Fame stand-up tour. He is dressed like a roadie in jeans and black Tshirt, and isn't nearly as plump as he appears on TV, though, at five foot eight, he's definitely as short. Clothes aren't a priority. Once, as he walked the red carpet on his way to an awards ceremony, he was asked by a TV reporter to name the designer who'd made his suit. "I said I really didn't know. So she said, don't you like getting dressed up? And I said, 'No I f***ing hate it. I'd be here in my pyjamas if I could.'" Afterwards, he worried that he was rude, but it was a pretty daft question. "I'll talk about comedy until the cows come home, but I don't want to talk about the shampoo I use."