Did he miss his own children - Fifi Trixibelle, 20, Peaches, 16, Pixie, 14, his daughters with Paula Yates, and Tiger Lily, eight, the orphaned daughter of Yates and rock star Michael Hutchence - while he was filming? He is keen to stress he is in constant contact with all of them. "I was being driven in the Congo , surrounded by bandits with AK47s. I said, 'Lights off and f***ing floor it.' I'm praying we don't get a puncture and the phone rings. It's one of my kids saying, 'Can I stay at Xanthe's tonight? I said, 'What day is it? No, you can't. It's a school day.'