ShowbizFunny guys - funny linesMetro11 April 20121. Peter Kay2. Billy Connolly 'Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time'3. Lee Evans 'What are you going to do for a face, mate, when King Kong wants his arse back?'4. Ricky Gervais 'Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines'5. Eddie Izzard 'I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup'MORE ABOUTBilly ConnollyEddie IzzardLee EvansRicky Gervais