What you actually get is something closer in spirit to a Spaghetti Western starring kids, where fate unfolds inexorably, with just a hint of Pedro Almod?var (he produces) in the shape of orphanage principal Marisa Paredes - a woman of a certain age with a wooden leg who likes sex hot and young - while the old man who fancies her bolsters his libido on a drink made from a foetus soaked in grog. Oh those Latins.