Personally, I hope that the Beeb never drafts in Jonathan Ross to fill Michael Parkinson's Saturdaynight shoes. The shiny-suited one is much happier heading up this slightly raunchy late-night slot. One dodgy interview with a clearly-not-amused Morrissey aside, Wossy has turned in some chatshow classics over the past few weeks. Embarrassing Janet Jackson, fielding comebacks from an, er, "over enthusiastic" Matthew Lillard, reducing Julia Stiles to helpless giggles, he has been mixing together single entendres and serious questioning so sharply that Graham Norton must be weeping into his decaff latte with envy.