Fling or Ring? Sadie and Jackson

AKA: She was 'Sexy Sadie', tattooed on ex-husband Jude Law’s arm, but now the tabloids are prefacing her name with 'troubled'...

Years racked up: She's a yummy mummy of 37

Known for?: Some-time actress and FrostFrench fashion designer, full-time ex to the impossibly handsome Jude Law. They were once London's golden couple until it all went wrong.

Is involved in a love thing with...

Who? Jackson Scott

AKA: Frost's bit of fluff, really.

Years racked up: 23-ish

Known for?: Er, being the flamenco guitarist Sadie immediately began parading on her arm the minute she split with Law. Not much else, at the moment, although he's hoping to get into modelling. Aren't we all, lovie...

Romance rocketed when: Sadie met Jackson on a trip to Seville in summer 2003 — and in a short few weeks, she was openly canoodling with the 'Spanish hunk' in a London park. Obviously hoping to keep her love life extremely private from both her ex and the tabloids, then...

Make or break: The bovine-faced Scott often looks unwilling and awkward in many of their posed snaps out and about together. And the pair had a bizarre screaming match in a residential London road a few months back, which ended when Jackson lay down in the middle of the street. Huh.

Soppy speak: Despite often praising her beloved's 'hunky' looks ("He's very sexy. The pictures don't do him justice; he's gorgeous"), twice-divorced Sadie seems reluctant to let herself go totally with the whippersnapper: "There's no intensity whatsoever and it's just easy-going. I won't let that ever happen again - it's just too dangerous," she states.

Biz Bitch says: Sadie, Sadie, Sadie. We all know you want to get back at Jude, but calling his relationship with Sienna a 'silly fling' and hawking around pretty vacant toyboy Jackson isn't the way to prove you're 'moving on'. We think you're fab on your own, love, so ditch the youngster.