Fling or Ring? Lizzy and Calum

AKA: Jagger's girl

Years racked up: A mere stripling of 20

Known for?: Being the gazelle-like beauty who started modelling at aged 14, invoking her hypocritical dad Mick's ire in the process. Dated creepy older man Michael Wincott — a Freudian 26!! years her senior — before embarking on a headline-grabbing romance with Sean Lennon. Now plastered over billboards as the face of Lancome and Mango.

Is involved in a love thing with...

Who? Calum Best

AKA: The Ligger

Years racked up: 24

Known for?: Being the astoundingly pretty son of old soak and footballing legend George Best. Came over to the UK after growing up in California to pursue his modelling/acting/whatever career. Now a few years later, his double chin is bedding in nicely, his list of D-list exes is growing longer, he'll turn up to the opening of an email and it's all looking a little sorry for Best Jr.

Romance rocketed when: This 'relationship' took off at Kabaret's Prophecy club in Soho, after a Matthew Williamson party for London Fashion Week. Proving that celebrity is no barrier to class, Liz'n'Calum 'cavorted' raunchily on a staircase, allegedly perfoming Gillian-Taylforth-style 'sex acts' on each other and recording it all for posterity on a camera phone. They needn't have bothered — the CCTV cameras caught it all and the News of the World splashed it. Wonder what Mick and Jerry had to say...?

Make or break: Um, it seems that this fledgling romance has ground to a halt before it even started. Ish. Laydeezman Calum was seen squiring a new chick around town the very next night.

Soppy speak: Considerate Calum told the Mirror's 3am girls that "I don't think anything more is going to come of it." What a gent. Still, with previous form like Jodie Marsh, Sarah from Girls Aloud and Rachel Hunter, as well as other quotes like: "My dad is George Best. He's famous for being a footballer. I'm famous for shagging women", Lizzy should count herself a lucky escape.

Biz Bitch says: Run away Lizzy, run for the hiiiillls! You've embarrassed yourself in the tabs, and that's bad enough, but don't add insult to injury by trying to date this 'playa'. *Sigh*