Fling or Ring? Lisa and George

AKA: That jammy brunette TV girl

Years racked up: 29 — although she was 29 in 2001 and 2002 and 2003... Hmmm.

Known for?: Presenter of various third rate bizarrely-themed shows — Fightbox or Spring Break 2003 anyone?

Is involved in a love thing with...

Who? George Clooney

AKA: Gorgeous George

Years racked up: A very distinguished 43

Known for?: ER hunk turned A-list superstar, producer, director and all round Hollywood good egg and man-about-town.

Romance rocketed when:They met on the set of a Martini ad in 2000.

Make or break: Lisa reportedly dumped Clooney three years ago (madness) because of his partying behaviour. However, they've recently rekindled their romance and have been spotted snogging in Italy, where George is filming Ocean's 12.

Soppy speak:'I trust Max's judgement when it comes to the women in my life,' George says. 'Max has never taken to anyone the way he's taken to Lisa.' Max is George’s pot-bellied pig, naturellement

Biz Bitch says: George is Hollywood's most eligible bachelor and despite approaching middle-age, looks in no need to settle down. However, in a few years when he’s saggy and craggy, he may regret dumping all those ladies. He should stick with Lisa and move to London — so we can get our claws into him...